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Become Moon Water
From the bottle crown, these enchanted ions flow with abundance and hydration. Become Moon Water transcends all four polygalactic dimensions, existing unencumbered within the quantum vortex of primoradial bio-organic liquid.
Our Story
Unusual products, unusually cool people
We’re a team of designers, engineers, musicians, and all-around creative weirdos. With decades of experience between us, we’ve made it our mission to deliver fun, high-quality novelty products to businesses of all shapes and sizes.
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don’t just take our word for it
Become Moon Water is one of the wettest drinks I know about, and that's great if you ask me.
I've been drinking Become Moon Water since birth and I can see with ALL of my eyes.
Стать Лунной водой исправила мой брак. Не мог бы попросить лучшей воды.
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